Sunday, 22 October 2017

Unrateable Me

In the year of 2017 there was a blog which did not yet reach its former lofty heights of reaching more than 55 people, this is that blog.  My quest is to gain readership and then slowly filter crap into your minds via clever suggestion and mention of monkeys.

When being a standup was not going to become a reality something in my head said, "yeah, schoolteacher man! Be a teacher captive audience to try jokes on".  Based on 13 years of classroom experience I shall now use my best received jokes: penis.......poo.........Uranus........(student) have you got the sheet and I'm not doing a South American accent.  There you go, proof of why I'm not a comic.

Being that the laptop is down to 2% I thought I should give a big shout to the wonderful people from today.  The Science Alive crew and all who came and helped out and made the day memorable, Lee, Mat, Jason. Also a big thank you to my wife, whom I abandoned today to go play robots.

Now for some sleep.

I.M

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